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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Where Have All The Cowboys Gone

The Death of Masculinity happened on a Japanese subway… Whatever happened to the John Waynes (http://bit.ly/blbxcj) or the Ryan Goslings (http://bit.ly/c7YT9E) of the world? There was a time when a man never sat down on the subway if there was a woman within one hundred feet of the train. A man’s delicate cheeks did not make contact with a subway bench until every woman in the UNIVERSE have been insured proper seating. Even if he was stabbed in the leg and cascading blood like a fountain in Rome, GOSH DARNIT!?! He would still be a Gentleman!

… so this is what the world has come to, Smoking babies (http://bit.ly/a0uLZf) and this guy! I can’t tell if he’s taking a cat nap or if he’s having a full blown hissy fit because the season finale of Glee is next week. This guy makes Pete Campbell (http://bit.ly/9bXFyO) look like the friggin’ Brawney Man… all that being said, there is something adorable about how hard he’s trying to get comfortable.

*** I love this picture & went a little link heavy on this pic! Received it many times but first in the box was from Ryan who found it on LoneleePlanet.com Thanks to all! Keep on Douchin’ ***

omfg. I’m laughing so hard right now.